Something there is about the Colonel Bogey March that lends itself to parody. The best known is probably:
It tastes like gas-o-line!
It makes your teeth turn green!
Comet! It makes you vomit!
So get your Comet and vomit today!
The number of variations on this one is mind-boggling.
From Paul Ruben, who heard it on the east coast in the 60s, via Kay Shapero:
Ajax, it makes your teeth turn blue,
Ajax, it tastes like doggy do,
Ajax, it makes you re-lax,
So get some Ajax, and re-lax, today!