To the same tune as I Woke Up Saturday Morning.
I was driving down the highway
highway forty four
when (insert name here) ripped a big one
that knocked me out the door
the doors were all blown open
the windows blew apart
all because of _____’s
Collected with minor variations across the US and UK since at least the 1970s. I Woke Up Saturday Morningis probably written by adults (I don’t have a source on it), but this one’s more likely by a kid.