Whistle while you work!
Hilter is a jerk!
Mussolini bit his weenie
now it doesn’t work
Well, we can SORT OF date this one – it goes back no further than the 1930s, when “Whistle While You Work” came out. Ever since then, it’s been one of a large number of Hitler-related schoolyard songs. The other goes like:
In 1944
Hitler went to war
he lost his pants in the middle of france
in 1944 (and so on, with other years).
Since they started showing up in books collecting these things in the 1950s, folklorists have all asked the same question: do these kids singing the song even know who Hitler was? I’d say most of them over the age of 8 have at least a general idea that Hitler was a guy we fought in a war, though I doubt one in 20 could tell you who Mussolini was by the 1970s. There are plenty of similar phenomema; “Charlie Chaplin” and “Shirley Temple” rhymes were common on playgrounds well after the careers of Chaplin and Temple had wound down to a point where kids had never seen their movies, and Davy Crocket parodies greatly outlived the Davy Crocket craze of the mid 1950s that inspired millions of otherwise rational kids to go around wearing coonskin caps.
Heard this as Mussolini burned his weenie.
Also, another stanza, which may or may not be the result of my British family ancestors:
Whistle while you work,
Hitler is a jerk,
He's so barmy,
Sold his army,
Now it doesn't work.
Thunder Bay, Northwestern Ontario, 1970s.
i heard this one
1944 hitler went to war
mussolini bit his weenie
and now it don`t squirt no more
First heard this on Dr. Demento's radio show in the 1970s:
Whistle while you work
'Cause Hitler is a jerk.
Mussolini bit his weenie,
Now it doesn't squirt.
Vestal NY 1969
Whistle while you work
Hitler is a jerk
Mussolini bit his weenie
now it doesn't squirt
Two racist ones I remember hearing on the playground in 1964 and 1970 respectfully, South San Francisco, California. (is this Disney related ?)
In 1964,
my father was in the war,
he pulled the trigger and killed a nigger,
and that was the end of the war.
My name is Gonzales,
I sell enchiladas,
I make 5 dollar a day.
I go home to Lucy,
and play with her pussy,
and she take my 5 dollar away.
3 more from the 60's in South San Francisco, California.
three six nine,
the goose laid fine,
the monkey chewed tobacco on the street car line,
the line broke,
the monkey got choked,
and we all lived together in a little row boat.
My eyes have seen the glory of the burning of the school,
we have tortured every teacher we have broken every rule,
we have boarded up the office we have hung the principal,
its truth is marching on…..
Mother, mother I declare,
I see someone's underwear.
Not too big, not too small,
just the size of a cannon ball.
Beverly Hillbillies TV themes. South San Francisco, California, 1970.
Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Jed,
striped down granny threw her on the bed,
down came a zipper out came a worm,
out of the worm come bubbin' sperm.
Tell you a story 'bout a man named Jed,
poor mountainier barely kept his family fed.
Then one day he was shootin' at the grass and up came a snake and bit him in the ass.
Winnipeg, Canada, 60's
Whistle while you work
Hitler is a jerk
Diefenbaker is a faker
Eisenhower has no power
Mouselini bit his weenie
Now it doesnt work
Heard this on Long Island in the mid 1970's
Heard in London about 1944:
Whistle while you work
Chamberlain bought a shirt
Hitler wore it
Churchill tore it
Whistle while you work.
I heard and sang the version at the top near Sudbury Ontario in the late '50s and early 60's.
Sung by Bird Rock Elementary School (La Jolla, CA) kids on the playground in 1952 during Dwight D. Eisenhower presidential campaign:
Whistle while you work,
For Stevenson's a jerk,
Eisenhower's got the power,
Let him do the work.
My mom (born in 1943) told me she sang this song but her version substituted "pulled his weenie" for "bit his weenie"
My mom (born in 1943) told me she sang this song but her version substituted "pulled his weenie" for "bit his weenie"
yup, that's the one I heard back then.
When I was a kid growing up in Washington State this was the version we kids used to sing in the neighborhood:
Whistle while you work
Hitler was a jerk
Rosellini bit his weinie
Now it doesn't work
West LA in the mid 70's had this version:
Whistle while you work,
Hitler is a jerk.
Mussolini bit his weenie
now it doesn't work.
We also did
Abraham Lincoln was a good ole man
he washed his face in a frying pan
jumped out the window with his dick in his hand
saying "oochie-coochie baby, I'm superman!"
We also had
Daniel Boone was a man,
he was a big man
but the bear was bigger
so he ran like a n***** up a tree
Good times.
Good times …
I remember the Daniel Boone on, from Southern CA in the early 70s
In 1944, my father went to war
He laid a fart
Blew 'em apart
That was the end of the war
I grew up in Washington state in the 60's and it was always
"Whistle while you work, Eisenhower's a jerk.
Rosellini bit his weenie, now it doesn't work
There was another version in the early 1960s. A product of the Cold War era:
Whistle while you work
Krushchev is a jerk
I can’t remember how the entire song went. There was some mention of JFK. Probably inspired by the 1962 Cuban missile crisis.
This is what I sang in the playground.
Whistle while you work,
Hitler was a jerk.
Vincent Freeny bite his weenie,
Now it doesn’t work!
Our Playground ditty was a bit lewder
Whistle while you work
Hitler is a jerk
Mussolini sucked his weenie
Now it doesn’t work
That’s pretty much the version I heard in 2nd grade, the winter of 1966. . .mid-Ohio valley region:
“Whistle while you work
Hitler was a jerk
Mussolini sucked his weenie and now it does not work.”
1964, My mother was in the war
She pulled the trigger and shot a nigger
Right through the kitchen door
(New Orleans grade school, 1970s)
Or
McDonalds is my kinda place
They feed me rattlesnakes
They put boogers in my shakes
Flies in my fries
Last time that I went there
They even stole my underwear
McDonalds is my kind of place.
(From my half-sister from Florida in the 1970s.
Rob had the same verse we had in Montreal in the early 60’s
Whistle while you work
Hitler is a jerk
Diefenbaker is a faker
Eisenhower has no power
Mussolini bit his weenie
Now it doesn’t work
Sung to the tune of “Colonel Bogey March,” the whistled song in Bridge over River Kwai. We sang this around 1972.
Comet, will make your mouth turn green
Comet, it tastes like Listerine
Comet, will make you vomit
So eat some Comet, and vomit, today
Also, in 1965 or so we sang this one, slightly different lyrics from the previous ones (sung to the tune of You’re in the Army Now).
In 1964, my father went to war
He opened the door, and peed on the floor
And that was the end of the war
(singing) early 60’s, Windsor Ontario
She was travelling down the highway goin 90
When the chain on the motorcycle broke
She slid down the grass
With the muffler up her ass
And her tits were playing Dixie on the spokes
The Addams family started
When Uncle Fester farted
They really are retarded
The Addaaaamms Family
The Adams family started
When Uncle Fester Farted
He Farted through the keyhole
And paralysed the cat!
Post 2nd World War (singing)
They say that in the army
The girls are very fine
I asked for Betty Grable
They give me Frankenstein
(chorus)
Oh gee mom I wanna go
Back to Ontario
Gee mom I wanna go Home
They say that in the army
The food is very fine
A pea rolled off the table
And killed a friend of mine
(chorus repeat)
only 2 stanzas that I remember
herd this one in the Vancouver area when I was a kid in the 60s…
Whistle while you work,
Hitler is a jerk,
Diefenbaker is a faker,
Eisenhower has no power,
Tom Slick is a prick,
Mussolini bit his weenie,
Now it doesn’t work.
NE Ohio version, late 60’s
“Whistle while you work, Hitler is a jerk, Mussolini bit his weenie, now it doesn’t work. They took it to repair, filled it up with air, but in a week it sprung a leak and now it isn’t there. “
Heard in the early 1960s in a Massachusetts elementary school:
In 1944,
My mother went to war
Her bra snapped,
and killed a Jap
and that was the end of the war…
I grew up in Washington State, where we said this rhyme in the mid-60s but changed Hitler to Nixon and Mussolini to Rosellini (Albert Rosellini, the first Italian-American elected as governor west of the Mississippi). Oh, and Humphrey was going to make us go to school on Saturday. Just can’t win when you’re a kid.