Jack and Jill parodies

One I heard in the early 90s turned out to date back to around the mid 1960s:

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana
Jack got high, unzipped his fly, and said “hey do you wanna?”

A slightly less risque version (in that it’s just sex, not drugs)

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water
Jill forgot to take the pill and now they have a daughter

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  1. Anonymous

    Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water
    Jill forgot to take the pill and now they have a daughter

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  2. Anonymous

    Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana
    Jack got high and dropped his fly and said "do you wanna?"
    Jill said yes and dropped her dress
    and then they had some fun
    but silly jill forgot the pill
    and now they have a son

    90's

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  3. Anonymous

    Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana
    Jack got high and dropped his fly and said "do you wanna?"
    Jill said yes and dropped her dress
    and then they had some fun
    but jack forgot his condom and now they have a son

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  4. Anonymous

    BROOKLYN,NY LATE 60'S EARLY 70'S

    JACK AND JILL WENT UP THE HILL
    EACH ONE HAD A QUARTER
    JILL CAME DOWN WITH FIFTY CENTS
    DO YOU THINK THEY WENT UP FOR WATER

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  5. TeddyBear123

    jack a jill went up the hill to fetch a bucket of water jack fell down and broke his crown and jill went running after

    Thanks for looking

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  6. Anonymous

    Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana Jack got high unzipped his fly and asked Jill do you wana?
    Jill said yes unzipped her dress and now I think you know the rest

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  7. Anonymous

    what

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  8. Anonymous

    jack and jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana
    Jack got high unzipped his fly and asked Jill "Do you wanna?"
    Jill said yes and dropped her dress then did the hanky-panky
    Stupid Jill forgot the pill and out came baby Frankie

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  9. Anonymous

    Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could get some pussy …Jack went down ,stuck his tongue in brown and said Jill you taste like shit

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  10. Tim Day

    I grew up in Springfield IL…I was in the Navt boot camp at Great Lakes IL in 1988, and a kid was bragging about some corn turd face of a girlfriend he had named Jill….I have a ton of them…And these are all things I have made up…I'm a bit warped lol…Tim Day dytimmys@aol.com

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  11. birdboy2000

    I learned the rhyme posted upthread containing the line "but jack forgot his condom and now they have a son" as "but stupid Jill forgot the pill and now they have a son"

    Needham, Massachusetts.

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  12. Anonymous

    Jack and jill went up the hill so jack could lick jills candy jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock when jills real name was randy

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  13. Anonymous

    I heard 'Jill, the Dill, forgot the pill'.

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  14. Anonymous

    Jack and Jill went up the hill, so jack could lick jills fanny.
    Jack got a shock a mouth full of cock, cos' jill was a fucking tranny.

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  15. Britt Brock

    gay

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  16. Mandrew

    jack and jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana
    jack got high unzipped his fly and asked,"hey jill, you wanna?"
    jill said,"yes," unzipped her dress and then they had some fun,
    too bad jill forgot her pill and now they have a son.
    Queens, NY, 1999. source: me.

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  17. Mandrew

    jack and jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana
    jack got high unzipped his fly and asked,"hey jill, you wanna?"
    jill said,"yes," unzipped her dress and then they had some fun,
    too bad jill forgot her pill and now they have a son.
    Queens, NY, 1999. source: me.

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  18. Ms.Cara

    Its…stupid jill forgot her pill etc.

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  19. Johnny Jiang

    jack and jill went up the hill so jack could get some candy,
    but all jack got,was a mouth full of cock because jill;s real name is randy

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  20. Izzo

    Jack and jill went up the hill to do it in the water
    Jack slipped and his condom ripped and know they have a daughter

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  21. InvaderYoukoChan

    Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water
    Jill slipped, her condom ripped, now she has a daughter
    Whatever happens, happens.

    We did it to the tune of the Barney theme song and we did it in seventh grade.

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