We Will Rock You parodies

Only a handful of rock songs really became enduring schoolyard parodies, but one of those was “We Will Rock You”

I had no idea as a kid that the real words were not:

We will, we will rock you,
sock you, pick you up and drop you

An Atlanta variation, based on the “tomahawk chop” done at Braves games was

we will, we will rock
stop you, tomahawk chop you

Sherman records two versions going around in the early 90s from New York to Louisiana:

We will, we will you know what
kick your butt
all the way to pizza hutt
While you’re there, comb your hair
then we’ll take your underwear

That was the NY version. Down in Louisiana, it went:

We will, we will
kick your butt
to pizza hutt
comb your hair
comb your hair
and don’t forget your underwear
is it black? it is blue?
oh my gosh, it’s full of poo!

(see also: variations on I See London )

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13 Comments

  1. Anonymous

    between about 2003 to 2005 in Seattle, Washington, I have heard the following all together, but sometimes separately;

    We will, we will, rock you
    Sock you
    pick you up and drop you
    and flush you down the toilet
    and hope that you enjoy it
    and turn you into a pear
    in your underwear
    and make you kiss a bear
    and sting you with a bee
    in your own pee
    and kick your butt
    all the way to pizza hut

    And then in 2012, my brother started singing around the house "Throw you in a dungeon and lock you"

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  2. Anonymous

    *Mock you, not lock you

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  3. George

    We will rock you sock you pick you up and drop you put you in a trash can never let you out again

    This is from my childhood from 2000ish-2004 in Alexandria Virginia.

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  4. Zachary Fertig

    There's also

    We will, we will
    knock you down,
    shake you up,
    like a volcano will erupt,
    now buckle your seat belt,
    step on the gas,
    we're gunna kick you in the
    Everybody!
    *Then we repeated it*

    No one ever finished the last line

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  5. Zachary Fertig

    There's also

    We will, we will
    knock you down,
    shake you up,
    like a volcano will erupt,
    now buckle your seat belt,
    step on the gas,
    we're gunna kick you in the
    Everybody!
    *Then we repeated it*

    No one ever finished the last line

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  6. William Powers

    Back in 3rd grade (so like mid 2000s) this was the version we sang:
    "We will we will rock you
    sock you
    pick you up and drop you
    flush you down the toilet
    hope you enjoy it
    suck your toe
    all the way to Mexico"

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  7. Juan Rojas

    This song i remeber i heard it in 2nd grade (2001-2002). Dont know if it has any revalance to this song
    We wil we will rock you
    Sock you, hit you beat you,
    Thats the way to treat you
    Everybody knows that we are the best
    So we're gonna take you to the test
    Fast on your seatbelt step on the guy
    We're gonna kick you in your ass

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  8. Juan Rojas

    This song i remeber i heard it in 2nd grade (2001-2002). Dont know if it has any revalance to this song
    We wil we will rock you
    Sock you, hit you beat you,
    Thats the way to treat you
    Everybody knows that we are the best
    So we're gonna take you to the test
    Fast on your seatbelt step on the guy
    We're gonna kick you in your ass

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  9. Unknown

    Why does every cheer that older ppl say have crap in it? I mean , what ever happened to "We will we will rock uu, sock u, pick you up and drop u fly like a butterfly sting like a bee, we're number one in history Texas, Cactus" and I've been looking everywhere for the rest of that cheer!

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  10. Unknown

    We will we will rock you, sock you, pick you up and drop you.
    Dump you in the sewer, make you eat maneuver, I'm the best of the rest so Ima put you to the test.

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  11. Anon

    One variation I remember was the same as the first one listed on the page,

    We will, we will rock you,
    sock you, pick you up and drop you

    but with “flush you down the toilet, hope that you enjoy it” added at the end.

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  12. annonymous

    The Maryland version

    we wil we will, rock you, sock you, pick you up and drop you, shoot you with a gun bitch i hope you have fun.

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  13. Shermain

    Sigaporean Ver.

    We will, we will kick your butt. Make you fart, all the way to pizza hutt. If you dare, cut you hair, i’ll put it in your underwear. Turn up the gas, burn your ass, all the way the jurong west!

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