Here’s a reader submission first heard in Rowland Heights, CA in 1981. Sung to the tune of “Snoopy vs the Red Baron” by the Royal Guardsmen:
10, 20, 30, 40, 50 or more
(name here) cut a fart in the grocery store
80 men died when they tried to flee
the smelliest fart in history.
I love this one! Did you know one like it?