Index of First / Key Lines

(to be continually updated)

10, 20, 30, 40, 50 or More…
Abe Lincoln Was a Good Old Man
Abraham Lincoln Is My Name
The Addams Family Started
Ajax, It Makes Your Teeth Turn Blue
As I Sat Under the Apple Tree
Bang, Bang, You’re Dead
Beans, Beans
Birdy Birdy in the Sky
Blow, Blow, Blow Your Nose
A Boy’s Occupation
Born on a Mountaintop..
Bubble Gum Bubble Gum
Butterfly Butterfly Turn Around
Candy Apples On a Stick
Charlie Chaplin Meek and Mild
Charlie Chaplin Went To France
Chinese, Japanese…
Christianity Hits the Spot
Cinderella, Dressed In…
Clap Your Hands, Stomp Your Feet
Comet, It Tastes Like Gasoline
Cows Don’t Fly
The Cutest Boy/Girl I Ever Saw Was Sipping Cider Through a Straw
Davy Crocket Had a Rocket
Deck The Halls With Gasoline
Diarrhea Cha Cha Cha
Diarrhea Uh Uh
Did You Ever See Sally Make Water
Don’t You Ever Laugh When the Hearse Goes By
Eeny Meeny Miney Mo
Engine Engine Number 9
First is the Worst, Second is Best
Follow the Yellow River
From the Halls Of…
Glory Glory Hallelujah
God Bless My Underwear
Greasy Grimy Gopher Guts
Here Comes the Bride, All Fat and Wide
Here Comes ______ Floatin’ Down the Delaware
Hitler is a jerk
How Dry I Am
I Am a Girl Guide, Dressed in Blue
I Come From _____ So Pity Me
I Love You, You Love Me
I See London
I Think I Think I fin’ a Stink
I Was Driving Down the Highway
I Wish I Were An (oscar meyer weiner parodies)
I Woke Up One Saturday Morning
I’m Popeye the Sailor Man
I’m Shirley Temple…
In Days of Old When Knights Were Bold
Ink, Pink, a Penny a Wink
Inky Binka Bottle of Ink
I Think I Think I Fin’ a Stink
It’s Howdy Doody Time
Jack and Jill…
Jack the Ripper stole a kipper
Jesus Hates You, This i know
Jesus loves me, I don’t think
Jingle Bells, Batman Smells
Jingle Bells, Shotgun Shells
Joy to the World
Ladies and Gentlemen, Hobos and Tramps
Ladybird Ladybird
Last Night as I Lay on My Pillow
Left, Left, Left Right Left
Liar, Liar…
Light as a Feather, Stiff As a Board
Listen My Children and You Shall Here
Little Green Ghost
Little Miss Muffett
Little Robin Redbreast Sat on a Pole
Little Shirley Temple…
Lizzie Borden Took an Axe
Lulu Had A Steamboat…
Mama Mia, Papa Pia
A Man’s Occupation
Marijuana, Marijuana
Mary Had a….
McDonalds Is Your Kind of Place
Me Chinese, Me Play Joke
Milk, Milk, Lemonade
Mine Eyes Have Seen the Glory…
Miss Lucy Had A Steamboat / Tug Boat….
Miss Mary Mack, Mack, Mack
MIss Susie Had A Steamboat / Tug Boat….
My Bonnie…
My Boyfriend Gave Me and Apple
My Country’s Mad At Me
My Mommy Lies / Makes….
Oh Say Can You See
Old MacDonald Sittin’ On a Fence
Old Mother Hubbard
On Top of Spaghetti  / Old Smokey…
Once Upon a Time There Was a Cuban Queer
One, Two, Three, Four, Roll It Up a Little More…
Over Hill, Over Dale
Pepsi Cola Hits the Spot
Playmate, Come Out and Play With Me
The Princess Pat…
Propel, propel, propel your craft
Ring Around the Rosie
Rosie Had a Steamboat….
Row Row Row Your Boat
Salute the King
Satan loves me
Say What You Will, School Dinners Make You Ill
Scab and Matter Custard
Scab Sandwiches
Shirley Temple…
Sipping Cider Through a Straw
Sitting in a Tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G
Skunk in the Barnyard
Snot and Pooey Pie
Soldier in the Grass
Ta Ra Ra Boom de Ay
Take Me Out to the Graveyard
Tarzan, the Monkey Man
Tarzan, Tarzan, Through the Air
Teacher Teacher I Declare
Teddy Bear Teddy Bear Turn Around
There’s a Place in France
There Was an Old Woman All Skin and Bone
This Land is My Land
Trick or Treat, Smell My Feet
Two Dead Boys Got Into a Fight
Up in the Mountains
We Don’t Go Out with Boys Anymore
We Three Kings
We’re Off to See the Whizzer
What You See Is What You Are
When I was Little I Had No Sense…
When You’re Sliding into First / Riding in a Chevy (etc)
Whistle While You Work
A Woman in a Churchyard Sat
Yankee Doodle Went to Town
You Don’t Go Out with Boys Anymore

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